Pizza "no excuse"

Have you ever eaten a pizza with this name. I m sure you dont because its only available in my kitchen. Why that name in particular..? Because no one should make an excuse anymore not to be able to cook their own pizza at home. Why no excuse?
1. Tak da masa? ..hi hi Im also busy and curi curi masa what
2. Tak da budget?.the budget so 'ciput'..just ready-made base, mixed 'seafood' plus few spoonful of mayonaise, sos tomato, nenas tin, and cheezeeeeeeeeee
3. Tak reti..Ai..takkan dah semua ready-made pun tak reti lagi

And was very happy to watch my dear satisfied 'customers'...